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Live on Robinhood Chain · paired with $PLTR

HOOD WARS

The Eye watches. The Hood accumulates.

Palantir watches everything — trade flow, borders, group chats. So we stopped watching back and started collecting. $HOODWARS trades against Palantir’s own stock token on Robinhood Chain, and half of every fee is swept into the war chest, claimable by holders. The dividend is a heist.

Buy $HOODWARS
  • Paired with the $PLTR stock token
  • 50% of fees → the war chest
  • Pro-rata claims for holders
  • Robinhood Chain L2
The Hood, mascot of $HOODWARS: a small glowing-eyed wraith meditating with its chart staff

the Hood, in meditation. it grew from the cat era. it never left.

01 · The lore

Two forces.
One ticker.

fig. 01 — the Eye. it is very good at watching.

  1. i · the eye

    It watches everything

    Palantir sees trade flow, borders, battlefields, group chats. Its founders named it after the seeing-stone that corrupts whoever looks too long. Gotham, Foundry, Maven — the product names are not subtle.

  2. ii · the hood

    The hood moved in

    Robinhood built the rails. Retail built the neighborhood. Degens, cats, mercenaries of the timeline: everyone who ever bought the top is a citizen of the Hood, and the Hood remembers.

  3. iii · the pairing

    Priced in the Eye’s own stock

    $HOODWARS launches on Long, on Robinhood Chain, paired directly with the $PLTR stock token. Every candle on our chart is denominated in the Eye’s own blood. You cannot unsee the chart.

  4. iv · the heist

    The dividend is a heist

    Half of every trading fee is swept into the war chest — a claim contract that holds Palantir stock tokens. Holders claim their slice pro-rata. Robin Hood would call this Tuesday.

Key art: the Hood, a small glowing wraith, pilgrimaging toward a colossal glowing monolith rising over dark mountains
fig. 02 — the pilgrimage. every holder walks it. the chest waits at the top.

02 · Breaking from the war

We got reported.
For phishing.

Logs or other evidence of abuse ⓘ

“The phishing site is fraudulently impersonating Robinhood Markets, Inc. and its website. It is a phishing attack designed to deceive users into providing sensitive information and/or making unauthorized payments.”

“We kindly request the immediate removal of this phishing site and ensure the user refrains from engaging in a phishing scheme in the future.”

“Authority to Act: We, Doppel, confirm … that we are authorized to act on behalf of Robinhood Markets, Inc. as their authorized representative.”

recreation of the notice we received · the original is framed above the fireplace

A brand-protection firm filed this against our old site, under penalty of perjury, swearing it was “a phishing attack designed to deceive users into providing sensitive information.” So we audited ourselves. Here is everything this website collects:

  • logins0
  • forms0
  • wallet connects0
  • payments acceptednone — buy buttons link out
  • sensitive information harvestedvibes only

the Eye watched. the Eye got mad.
the Eye filed a ticket.

Frame it with us on X

Disputed, obviously. This is a parody memecoin with a footer full of disclaimers and nothing here to phish — the scariest thing we ask of you is your sense of humor. The Eye watched. Then it tattled. (no affiliation with Robinhood Markets, Inc. — see the wall of text below.)

03 · The war chest

Every trade feeds it.
Holders drain it.

price

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market cap

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24h volume

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24h change

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the Waking: — of $250K—

live via dexscreener · refreshes every 10 min · connecting…

war chest balance

TBD

no fake numbers here — the sweep contract is in development

fee split

50%

of all fees swept to the chest, on-chain, every epoch

chest opens at

$250K MC

market cap. not a day before. watch the chart.

No promises, no yield-speak: the chest is a community treasury that holds $PLTR stock tokens swept from fees. The contract is being worked on right now and ships at a $250,000 market cap — verified, public math, every sweep visible on the explorer. Until then there is nothing to simulate and nothing to trust but the roadmap.

04 · The claim

Palantir,
by the slice.

The sweep contract is being worked on right now, and the whole thing goes live at a $250,000 market cap. From that moment this panel becomes the withdrawal window: connect a wallet, see your pro-rata slice of the $PLTR stock token, take it — or leave it in the chest, where every trade in the Hood makes your slice bigger.

  • sweep contractin development
  • claimssealed
  • unlock trigger$250K market cap

no staking · no lockups · no yield-speak — just the split. door opens at $250K market cap.

05 · The saga

Four episodes.
No spoilers.

  1. EP·0

    The Notice

    The Eye filed a phishing report against our old cat. The cat spent its ninth life on the paperwork and came back as us.

  2. EP·I

    The Phantom Liquidity

    $HOODWARS ignites on Long, paired with the $PLTR stock token. The Hood musters. you are here

  3. EP·II

    The Chest Awakens

    The sweep contract ships — being built now — and unlocks at a $250,000 market cap. Half of every fee flows to the chest from there, visible to all.

  4. EP·III

    Attack of the Claims

    Pro-rata claims open on this site. Connect wallet, see your slice of Palantir, take it.

  5. EP·IV

    The Hood Strikes Back

    Chest milestones, sticker armies, and an information war the Eye cannot meme its way out of.

06 · Enlistment

Three steps
to the Hood.

  1. 01

    Bring a wallet

    MetaMask, Rabby, anything that speaks EVM. Add Robinhood Chain and you are inside the perimeter.

  2. 02

    Fund the campaign

    Bridge or buy funds on Robinhood Chain. The pair is $HOODWARS × $PLTR — you are literally buying in against Palantir.

  3. 03

    Take your position

    Swap on Long. Every trade you make feeds the war chest. Hold, and your claimable slice of the Eye grows.

    Buy on Long

final transmission

Choose a side.
One of them pays you.

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